Wow...you asking me to do the equivalent of going out without make up on... <shiver>

Okay...got the sandblasted headlight effect going on


And the roadrash on my body cladding


Scratch on the hood


This mark appeared mysteriously overnight while parked in the garage. "Wasn't Me" did it...according to the kids...suspiciously the same height as a certain handlebar on a bike. :?


Strange chip marks on the top of the passenger door frame


Misc scratchs here and there... it'* hard to see here, but there'* cancer bubbling under my gas door...I've since discovered a small hole (by design) that allows water to drain behind the fender...so much for washing the car with the gas door open.


Not pictured... cancer on the underside of the hood. :?

Oh yea...how could I forget...the remains of a white cavalier on the rear bumper. I'll have to post that up later.

Our cars are starting to show there age..
Yet STILL turn heads!


PS Pete...they aernt the angle eyes, they are the OEM ones with the SS'* insinde

Oh I didn't know I sent those to someone! lol Who has my angel eyes :?

You're right about turning heads. No one else sees our defects except us (for the most part).

eeeeeeeeek Dirt

never try to break ice chunks in the wheel wells with an ice chopper


and try as i might no picture shows my cracked passenger side mirror.
hairline crack

scrape on right rear door trim where a guy sucked at parking a caravan


chipped paint and surface rust on the bottom leading edge of right rear door


rear bumper dings


Milky taillight, where my friend tried to clean it by spraying braakleen inside of it and melted the lense


chipped paint and surface rust on the bottom leading edge of left rear door


My hood herpes - this is larger than a baseball, and tough to see in pictures (i love silver)


front bumper dings

Hey I recognize that driveway, seems like only yesterday I was driving in there.

scratches on the hood ( I think from putting stuff up there when unloading groceries and what not, them sliding them off I catch myself doing that sometimes)


No trim ring around the grill, paint chips on the hood

There is a lot of other bad spots, rust and paint wise, just never photo'd them.

Sure is a lot of ugliness in this thread.

......Boosty started this thread. :? .......and he expects us to believe his car is perfect except for a misaligned emblem.

Well I can bump uglies with the the best of you guys.

Here are my two.

The first one was caused by entering the GM dealer lot in my town and wiping out the ram air scoop. I've lost 5 so far to low curbs.

The last one was when I backed into the neighbours wood pile.........don't ask
I'm gonna get it fixed this spring. ......my Butt is ugly enough without a patched scar.
.......did I tell you that I don't know how to paint. :(