Woman Drivers
07-10-2005, 01:56 AM
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Woman Drivers
This morning on the highway, I Looked over To my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers !
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers !
07-10-2005, 11:34 AM
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That was funny! I could never understand why some women would put a sharp object close to their eyes while flying down the highway. I put my makeup on at home so I can concentrate on all the crazy drivers and the suicidal deer.
07-10-2005, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
That was funny! I could never understand why some women would put a sharp object close to their eyes while flying down the highway. I put my makeup on at home so I can concentrate on all the crazy drivers and the suicidal deer.
07-10-2005, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Princess Jeanie
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
That was funny! I could never understand why some women would put a sharp object close to their eyes while flying down the highway. I put my makeup on at home so I can concentrate on all the crazy drivers and the suicidal deer.
07-10-2005, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim W
Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
HAHAHAHAHA
Big Jim and The Twins.....LOL
Big Jim and The Twins.....LOL
Good one Gordy
.... but it is good none the less.