Here'* something to think about..

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 51.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a ***t?'

PRICELESSS!!! Such a true statement live while u can!

Hmm, I had a fair number of yes there.

I doubt I will make it, the whole fast car thing will get me sooner or later.

(Im not talking about stupid street racing crashes either)

Not gonna lie i was reading through it and thinking well these cant be kevins answers.. Everyone drinks beer what man doesnt eat red meat... AND WE ALL KNOW HE HAS A FAST CAR!!!

I had 6 yes'* and I'm not ever going to turn any of those to no. I'm going to live life well and not worry about much else.

That'* one to live by! I have a feeling my death will come from electrocution in one form or another.

Old age is defined as 20 years from where your at today. Regardless of the present age. I'm hitting 56 in May and "all of the above". Here'* to 76! My only hope is to go quickly and before someone else has to take care of me.

I figure I'm going threw the pearly gates backwards and on fire moving so fast they wont have a chance to figure out I don't belong there.

I'm destined for limbo or purgatory. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell'* afraid I'll take over!