Why men pee standing up
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
...Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What'* it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
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Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Pht. What fun are brains? You got brains, but you can't pee off the roof.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
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Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
...Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What'* it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
...Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What'* it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
Heeeyyyy, that gives me an idea. I'll be back in a while...
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Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
(Note to self: check wind direction before peeing off roof.)
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Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
I'm back. That was SOOOOOO cool!
(Note to self: check wind direction before peeing off roof.)
Good thing I'll be at a distance
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Originally Posted by jr's3800
* Grabs Camera to shoot vid for BC members, Prays for an updraft... *
Good thing I'll be at a distance
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Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Originally Posted by jr's3800
* Grabs Camera to shoot vid for BC members, Prays for an updraft... *
Good thing I'll be at a distance
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