I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

I'm sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as
I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here'* how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping in the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It'* impossible not
to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back
seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

I think Mos beat you to this last week. Wonder if it was the same two chicks. I've been cruising the Wal-Mart parking lot all week looking for them.

no luck here either

rofl

you dont seem to mind losing your wallet repeatedly

just go to Wal Mart without your wallet...or lock it in the glove box

Hey, yer gonna lose money at the store anyway, right? Might as well enjuoy it....

I don't think I've ever seen any 'seriously good looking' girls at a Wal Mart.

Ok, my wife is going to cut my male member off if she see’* this tred. I don’t mean to disrespect her, just sharing a joke.

This one'* been going around for a long time now

And my wife wonders why I always do all my shopping trips to Walmart alone.

If it weren't this, it'd be something else. That'* just what wifes do.....