The Top 14 Chapters in "NASCAR for Dummies"
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The Top 14 Chapters in "NASCAR for Dummies"
14 - Chapter 1: How to Read
13 - Chapter 6: Dress for Success: Tube Tops and Skynyrd Tour Shirts
12 - Chapter 4: Advanced Technical Terms -- "Yeeeehaww!", "Whoooodoggie!", and "Golldurn!"
11 - Chapter 12: Why Drunk Chicks Flash the Drivers, and How to Nail Them
10 - Chapter 17: "I Watch for the Allegorical Portrayal of Post-Modern Tropism" and Other Things to Tell Fancy-Pants Urbanites
9 - Chapter 5: Saying "Dick Trickle" Without Snickering
8 - Appendix A: 20 Quick Prayers for Those Upside-Down Moments
7 - Chapter 2: The Finer Points of Hating Jeff Gordon
6 - Chapter 13: Where to Find Them Little Fake "Calvin" Kids Peeing On Stuff
5 - Chapter 8: I Tell You Whut!
4 - Chapter 9: Going the Distance: Peeing Into an Empty Big Gulp Cup at 200+ mph
3 - Chapter 15: Spit or Swallow? Learning to Chew Tobacco Through Sexual Metaphors
2 - Chapter 3: Hey, Isn't Dale a Girl'* Name?
and the Number 1 Chapter in "NASCAR for Dummies"...
Chapter 7: The Mullet: The Haircut of the Gods is a Practical AND Fashionable Hairstyle for the Discerning Automotive Enthusiast
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13 - Chapter 6: Dress for Success: Tube Tops and Skynyrd Tour Shirts
12 - Chapter 4: Advanced Technical Terms -- "Yeeeehaww!", "Whoooodoggie!", and "Golldurn!"
11 - Chapter 12: Why Drunk Chicks Flash the Drivers, and How to Nail Them
10 - Chapter 17: "I Watch for the Allegorical Portrayal of Post-Modern Tropism" and Other Things to Tell Fancy-Pants Urbanites
9 - Chapter 5: Saying "Dick Trickle" Without Snickering
8 - Appendix A: 20 Quick Prayers for Those Upside-Down Moments
7 - Chapter 2: The Finer Points of Hating Jeff Gordon
6 - Chapter 13: Where to Find Them Little Fake "Calvin" Kids Peeing On Stuff
5 - Chapter 8: I Tell You Whut!
4 - Chapter 9: Going the Distance: Peeing Into an Empty Big Gulp Cup at 200+ mph
3 - Chapter 15: Spit or Swallow? Learning to Chew Tobacco Through Sexual Metaphors
2 - Chapter 3: Hey, Isn't Dale a Girl'* Name?
and the Number 1 Chapter in "NASCAR for Dummies"...
Chapter 7: The Mullet: The Haircut of the Gods is a Practical AND Fashionable Hairstyle for the Discerning Automotive Enthusiast
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