Talk About Irony
08-05-2007 | 01:34 AM
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Talk About Irony
so today i was cuttin branches off this tree in our backyard for my mom right, and this one branch i plan to cut so far and then climb the jungle gym to break it off. well as i walked to the gym, i went under my latter and then looked at my mom and said (sarcasticly) "uh oh!, bad luck..chuckle chuckle".....ya...as im breaking off the brach i feel something poking me, at first im like "ow...stick...ouch POINTY STICK!" and then i realize im "beeing" attacked by a bunch of pissed off hornets!! 
...my mom has never seen me move so fast 
i had to flick one off of me and D**** it was a big F*****.....only got five or six stings but they wer all bleedin. i found three nests...2 bees, 1 hornet.....2 marow is gonna be war 
...my mom has never seen me move so fast i had to flick one off of me and D**** it was a big F*****.....only got five or six stings but they wer all bleedin. i found three nests...2 bees, 1 hornet.....2 marow is gonna be war
08-05-2007 | 09:17 AM
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eehhehhheheh, man I HATE hornets 
I would have been running like crazy 
heck, at least you only got stung a few times, pretty surprising being that you found THREE nests
I would have been running like crazy heck, at least you only got stung a few times, pretty surprising being that you found THREE nests
08-05-2007 | 10:12 AM
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From: Somewhere south of Ottawa with your girlfriend driving faster then you.
I bet you get stung more.
Your best plan of attack should be attempted at night, with smoke (if you plan to relocate them) or a fire extinguisher if you plan on removing them.
Or better yet you a few bucks have someone who knows what there doing get rid of them.
Your best plan of attack should be attempted at night, with smoke (if you plan to relocate them) or a fire extinguisher if you plan on removing them.
Or better yet you a few bucks have someone who knows what there doing get rid of them.
08-05-2007 | 11:05 AM
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wear long sleeves and pants too, hopefully keep some of the stings off.
and maybe a garden hose to ward of the attack in case needed as well. or a fire extinguisher would work too...
and maybe a garden hose to ward of the attack in case needed as well. or a fire extinguisher would work too...
08-05-2007 | 11:43 AM
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Fire. Lots of fire. And then some more fire, with a side order of fire.
Actually, just regular wasp and hornet killer will work just fine. Hit them at night, they won't be active. Try to spray the stuff up into the entrance of the nest, if they are hornets it'll be at the lowest point of the nest. About a three second burst should be enough, then depart the area. Make sure you don't get the spray on you, long sleeves and jeans are a good idea.
Actually, just regular wasp and hornet killer will work just fine. Hit them at night, they won't be active. Try to spray the stuff up into the entrance of the nest, if they are hornets it'll be at the lowest point of the nest. About a three second burst should be enough, then depart the area. Make sure you don't get the spray on you, long sleeves and jeans are a good idea.
08-05-2007 | 01:40 PM
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08-05-2007 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by EagleKammback
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
American or European Hornets?
Keep a tennis racket with you, that'* what me and my dad do
American or European Hornets?
Keep a tennis racket with you, that'* what me and my dad do
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