****** A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to
the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"

****** Two Kentuckians are walking toward each other, and one is
carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got
in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens.""If I guesses how many they is, kin I
have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK.
Ummmmm...five?"

****** A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed
next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over
here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get
there?" "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?"

****** Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or
more? Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

*****Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of
Eucalyptus Drive. " The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street
and you pick her up there?"


*****Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky to 32?
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

****** What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
Documentaries

****** Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it were invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

****** Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery? The
winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

******* A new law was recently passed in Kentucky so that when a
couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

****** What do a divorce in Kentucky, a tornado in Kansas and a
hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody'* fixin'
to lose a trailer.

****** How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When
you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the
person at the front desk says, "Go ahead.

thats good *wake drops dead on the ground from lack of breath*

My personal favorite:

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to
the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"

that one was my favorite one too :P it sounds like somthing i would do

Oh those are great!!!! keep um comin MOS

copy, paste and send

They'* was good, MOS...

We gots to laf at 'rselves na 'n then...

haha, sent to all my friends, especially the southerners!

dont you mean we got to laugh at ourselves now and then

I unnerstood him perfekly