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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
With that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Its Called therapy.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
With that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Its Called therapy.
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Originally Posted by jams04
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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Oh, yeah:
21. Begin referring to yourself as "Bob Dole" in the third person.
22.Take up a hobby. Squirrel fishing is fun and relaxing.
23. Place mousetraps under the lid of the office copier.
24. At lunch, cut your PBJ sandwich diagonally, with a survival knife.
25. If you have a gated parking lot, make a habit of driving in through the gate in reverse.
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That was funny It made me laugh several times I gotta try some of those Where did you get this from I have a radar detector that hair dryer trick can never work with me
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Originally Posted by jams04
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
Originally Posted by jams04
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With that.
Originally Posted by jams04
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
Originally Posted by jams04
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
Originally Posted by jams04
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
Originally Posted by jams04
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
Originally Posted by jams04
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
Bottom.
should i feel bad?
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17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
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