Sex After Death
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Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact, " Janet ... Janet... ."
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That'* wonderful! What'* it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it'* off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch, you'd be proud - lots of greens another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it'* back to golf course again. Then it'* more sex until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."
True to his word, he made the first contact, " Janet ... Janet... ."
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That'* wonderful! What'* it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it'* off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch, you'd be proud - lots of greens another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it'* back to golf course again. Then it'* more sex until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."
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