THE RIGHT AGE FOR CUSSING
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THE RIGHT AGE FOR CUSSING
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in
their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it'* about time we start cussing."The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say hell" and you say "***." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast."Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear every step.
The mom locks him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios."
their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it'* about time we start cussing."The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say hell" and you say "***." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast."Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear every step.
The mom locks him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios."
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Reminds me of the Simpson episode where the Flanders kids get in trouble for cussing.
Their punishment - No bible story for the night.
Todd cries all the way to his room.
Their punishment - No bible story for the night.
Todd cries all the way to his room.
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