Well, in that case, here'* a wierd idea...

Try telling the truth??

Lol!

That'* just crazy talk, MOS. What were you thinking?

Why would he want to tell the truth in court...?

Um, yeah. Try going in to the clerk (today) and pleading your reasons. The courts are typically packed, so don't take kindly to reschedules, but the sooner you face it the better, IMO. And bring documentation to support your reasons...