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Old 11-27-2009 | 05:03 PM
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  1. Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.
  2. Are yer parents retarded? ...cuz ya sure are special.
  3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
  4. Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out
  5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.
  6. You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty'* only a light switch away.
  7. I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock..
  8. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  9. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
  10. Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
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LOL that'* some good lines!
Old 11-27-2009 | 05:22 PM
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Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

Someone actually attempted using that one on me years ago
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You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty'* only a light switch away.
That One tickled me, and unfortunately over the years, I know all to well it'* true meaning......
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Wonder if any of those would work?
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If one fo them did, you wouldn't want to remember her in the morning.......
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If one fo them did, you wouldn't want to remember her in the morning.......
Yep...that would be coyote ugly! You wake up in the morning and she'* laying on your arm and rather than risk waking her up, you chew your arm off to get away!!

She was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10! Or...I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but sure have woke up with a bunch
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I've used the mirror one before, and the Flinstone one. Both worked. I don't know if she remembered the morning after, but I'll never forget either time!
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Back in the day when the thing to do was to ask a girl her sign (zodiac)(dating myself her....) I loved to get the sure response. " I'm a xxxxxxxx, what'* your sign?" I would shoot back with a clever grin "Slippery when wet". It was one of those, they hated you off the bat, or got a twinkle in their eye. Never hurts to get a good feel of things before you drop $40 bucks on the bar in drinks to hear, "well I don't think we're much alike", or worse yet, "I really like you, your like a brother"
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I remember one I used when I was in tech school. I saw this girl dancing and just started dancing behind her. Then I told her she was hot, and asked if she wanted to get to it. She said sure. All without drinks.

Must have been my lucky night.
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