This is funny......


The pregnant turkey..

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister'* house for the
traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told
my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,and
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(*) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and
proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my
sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'* BLONDE!

that would be my gf lol BLONDDDDE

HAHA, that would be an awsome prank to play on someone!!!

O M G......................

I would have hit the floor laughing

Almost was sure this was a repost, but I didn't find it w/a quick search, so...

Anyway, I've seen it before, but still funny.

true story???????????

yea, your mom sent it to me

do you have some water to put me out cause you burned me