Popular Phone Pranks
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Popular Phone Pranks
Ah, Spring. I would like to remind you that everyone enjoys funny phone pranks this time of year. Here are some of my favorites:
"Hello?"
"Hello, is your refrigerator running?"
"Why yes."
"Well, you'd better go catch it." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Timeless classic, you can't go wrong with that.
Here'* some more.
"Hello?"
"Hello, are your parents home?"
"Yes."
"Good, this is the IRS, we're coming over for an audit. We'll be over soon. Tell your parents."
(mumbled response)
"What'* an awdick?"
"Hello?"
"Hi, this is the police. There'* an escaped convict in your backyard. Yes, that'* right, your backyard. No, lady, don't look. He'll know we're talking about him."
"Hello?"
"Hello, this is Tobias."
"How can I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Amish, and I'm not supposed to use the phone. If they find out, they'll kill me. Look, I only have a few seconds here. Listen, they're holding me prisoner, the whole thing'* a cult, the whole Amish thing. The furniture, that'* all bogus, it'* bugged, they're listening to you right now. You've got to help....NOOOOOO, they've found me NOOOOOOO, not the tongue, I need that to....click"
"Hello?"
"Hello, I've kidnapped your children."
"I'm not even married."
"Well, I've got some severed toes in a bag, you want them?"
So, remember kids, use these phone pranks, and be the hit on your street
"Hello?"
"Hello, is your refrigerator running?"
"Why yes."
"Well, you'd better go catch it." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Timeless classic, you can't go wrong with that.
Here'* some more.
"Hello?"
"Hello, are your parents home?"
"Yes."
"Good, this is the IRS, we're coming over for an audit. We'll be over soon. Tell your parents."
(mumbled response)
"What'* an awdick?"
"Hello?"
"Hi, this is the police. There'* an escaped convict in your backyard. Yes, that'* right, your backyard. No, lady, don't look. He'll know we're talking about him."
"Hello?"
"Hello, this is Tobias."
"How can I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Amish, and I'm not supposed to use the phone. If they find out, they'll kill me. Look, I only have a few seconds here. Listen, they're holding me prisoner, the whole thing'* a cult, the whole Amish thing. The furniture, that'* all bogus, it'* bugged, they're listening to you right now. You've got to help....NOOOOOO, they've found me NOOOOOOO, not the tongue, I need that to....click"
"Hello?"
"Hello, I've kidnapped your children."
"I'm not even married."
"Well, I've got some severed toes in a bag, you want them?"
So, remember kids, use these phone pranks, and be the hit on your street
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I can't believe the lengths you will go to in order to make prank calls. LOL
Speaking of calls- I got a call today at work and the person asked if I was in and I said "This is she" and they hung up on me. What the hell is that about??? Why would they ask if I was here and then hang up? I don't owe anyone so I'm not sure why this would happen. And if by some chance it was a bill collector I would think they would say "Hey- where'* our money???" This has me befuddled today.
Speaking of calls- I got a call today at work and the person asked if I was in and I said "This is she" and they hung up on me. What the hell is that about??? Why would they ask if I was here and then hang up? I don't owe anyone so I'm not sure why this would happen. And if by some chance it was a bill collector I would think they would say "Hey- where'* our money???" This has me befuddled today.
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Well, once I got a call from some lady with a heavy spanish accent. Yes, she called me by mistake -
RING!
Me - hello?(normal accent)
her - hallo?
me - hallo? (faking accent)
her - did you take dad that chili?
(she ain't caught on yet)
me - Non, dad not can have no chili, come out other end, make (butt)hole burn! (accent)
her - WHO IS THIS?!
me (normal accent) Lady, you dialed the wrong number.
MOS, what if you called about the fridge, and they yelled - "HOLY HECK! Is it running, I need to go catch it!! (click)
Mos is the only guy I know who is over 30 who probably still does prank calls.
NOW MOS -
RING! Hello, is there a John in your home? No? Well where do you go potty?
I mean, use that one. If they say "yes", say, Ahh good, well i guess going potty is no problem. I am not referencing you by the "John" name, as that is yours, no?
RING!
Me - hello?(normal accent)
her - hallo?
me - hallo? (faking accent)
her - did you take dad that chili?
(she ain't caught on yet)
me - Non, dad not can have no chili, come out other end, make (butt)hole burn! (accent)
her - WHO IS THIS?!
me (normal accent) Lady, you dialed the wrong number.
MOS, what if you called about the fridge, and they yelled - "HOLY HECK! Is it running, I need to go catch it!! (click)
Mos is the only guy I know who is over 30 who probably still does prank calls.
NOW MOS -
RING! Hello, is there a John in your home? No? Well where do you go potty?
I mean, use that one. If they say "yes", say, Ahh good, well i guess going potty is no problem. I am not referencing you by the "John" name, as that is yours, no?
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Yep. My name is John. And yes, I've heard all the references...
A slight refinement for your "John" joke -
Leave "No" as it is, that'* pretty good. For "Yes", the answer is "Well, can I come over and use it? I really gotta go....."
A slight refinement for your "John" joke -
Leave "No" as it is, that'* pretty good. For "Yes", the answer is "Well, can I come over and use it? I really gotta go....."