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Old 05-08-2006 | 11:52 AM
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
" why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."

It pays to be careful around old people.
Old 05-08-2006 | 11:55 AM
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Didn't see that one coming, lol.

I'll send that one out for a Monday funny, Thanks!
Old 05-08-2006 | 04:06 PM
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That'* how I got it. Monday funny email.
Old 05-08-2006 | 04:09 PM
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I told that to my 85 year old aunt at lunch time and she choked up her OJ!
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