dirty old man....

Serious question here, are they really "lines" if you mean it?

amen...

I gotta agree. There are some times when even though it sounds like a line... it actually is meant and there is no other way to say it.

Now i got interested let´* se some pics of you and the car.

I guess lines can be different things-good and bad. I mean a line can just be an opening, and it can be true or have really nothing to do with anything. Then there are corny pick up lines which you men are to avoid, unless you want to see girls roll their eyes and walk away.

My 'lines' usually adhere to something to the effect of "Hi, how are you?"

or better yet, "I like your sleeves."

I wish I knew what women wanted. I know for the most part, they don't want me...

Wish in one hand, "poop" in the other, and see which fills up first. I'm on my second wife, who knows how many girlfriends in between wives, and I still have no freakin' clue.... :?

If we told you what we wanted, that would take all the fun out of watching you try to figure it out :P ....