Men are happier
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Men are happier
Men Are Happier
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
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women could do most of that stuff too...
I still never understood how a woman can go on the same length vacation and have twice the volume of stuff when their clothes are 1/2 the size of men'*
I still never understood how a woman can go on the same length vacation and have twice the volume of stuff when their clothes are 1/2 the size of men'*
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Jealousy gets you no where pumpkin....
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Originally Posted by ssei1995
Jealousy gets you no where pumpkin....
(yeah..been there..I'm too darn nice too)
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Re: Men are happier
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
You can play with toys all your life.
and your right Tracy, its all true.
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Re: Men are happier
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Men Are Happier
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
Women can keep theirs "put" now...
Chocolate is just another snack.
yeah, but it has the same effect!!
The world is your urinal.
Trust me, i know a few girls that went there
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
I'll admit to having done this...lol
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
They stare at other things...
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
and i think its a rip!! lol j/k
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Granted, but someone always has to point it out...
You only have to shave your face and neck.
no comment...
You can play with toys all your life.
Women can too...think about it
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
Women can keep theirs "put" now...
Chocolate is just another snack.
yeah, but it has the same effect!!
The world is your urinal.
Trust me, i know a few girls that went there
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
I'll admit to having done this...lol
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
They stare at other things...
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
and i think its a rip!! lol j/k
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Granted, but someone always has to point it out...
You only have to shave your face and neck.
no comment...
You can play with toys all your life.
Women can too...think about it