Outstanding Jokes.

Mike....You need serious help

Those are very clever and witty, cuzin'

How bout one regarding your Cuzzin from Az
Lives at the equator.
Drives that Girlie colored car
Er uh...sunroof issues.

don't you have anything better to do than make this poor man entertain you???

Yeah, me 'n Mark Twain are tight.

We sit down over cigars and whiskey every night. Funny, but he never leaves by the front door, he just fades through the wall....

There once was a cuzzin from Az
who knew how to take a good razz.
He took it from friends
even took the depends,
But not from just any old spaz.

His house was deep south,
it was hot.
His car was M Teal,
it was not.
Though his sunroof'* a pain,
he prayed for the rain,
'Cause some water would sure hit the spot.
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<Sorry, Cuz>

Someone lay down a beat... lash is freestylin'!

You'll be able to catch him at your next local poetry slam....

He'* on a role and showing off some talent.. roll with it.

What do you have on tap

for the White brothers..
Jim and Pat..
See the all in the family thread
don't forget the B'man...lol

Definitely on a roll!