Wow! That'* a tall order...

I started this once and lost the page, so let'* try it again.

Some members from near and from far
use the lounge here instead of a bar
They'd rather be here
'stead of out drinking beer
and the one thing in common'* a car.

We have Bob in the heat and the sands
using mitts on his hot little hands
Or the grey steering wheel
when gripped will just feel
like he'* holding some hot cattle brands.

Whoops! Gotta run...I'll finish these another time....sorry!

There once was a man named matt
he drove an iowa max
it was red, clean
and had to be filled with ricoline
he then went to the track
but was forced to come back
never driving his nismo again

yah i suck and its 7 lines but oh well :P

It'* not that bad. Keep at it, it gets easier.

When you are writing something like a limerick that has both rhyme and rythm, it helps if you can hear the pattern in your head while writing it. Think: "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

On the other hand, while the usual form of a limerick is 5 lines with aabba rhyming, it can vary, and if you're creative it will still sound right when read.

Class dismissed...