the last part isn't random. the first part is

I get none of those when I put your name in....

How Come I get Geoffrey the Respected, Princess of Morganshire??

I don't want to be from Arkansas. I could atleast be princess of someplace cool.

Does this mean my castle has wheels and my chariot has 4 wheel drive?

This just keeps getting better: Arkansas Princess

Or this: Jimmy the Saintly, Princess of Maritano

Well, I guess I am princess of an Industry