A buddy sent me a joke I thought you'd get a kick out of..

Q; How is fighting fires like making love to a woman?



A: You gotta show up when they're hot and leave 'em wet

that'* a good one

Is the ***** house on fire again?

Not anymore.

Looks like you had a heck of a time with that fire Kev. Here,.... Let me take the girl for ya. And just rest a little. It'* OK. That'* what friends are for.

I know CPR

Nice.....In all my career I've never had the opportunity to pull some nice legs like that out of a fire. I always seemed to get the one that were wider than they were tall fugglier than the South end of a North bound Baboon!

We need a boom. Stat!. Get some strong men and a sling up here!

I'll go get the truck that i use for trees it can lift 12,000 lbs

I've seen a few woman that would strain that truck