GUTS OR BALLS?
08-31-2006 | 04:47 PM
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GUTS OR BALLS?
GUTS OR BALLS?
"We've all heard about people having "guts" or "balls". But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below ....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
"We've all heard about people having "guts" or "balls". But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below ....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
08-31-2006 | 05:02 PM
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08-31-2006 | 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ssei1995
SSE14U24ME wrote:
I've got balls! I won them in the divorce (And to do that- that takes guts )
What do you expect a woman scorned to do?? I don't get mad I get even 
It seemed like a fair trade