Growing Old
10-21-2005 | 09:08 AM
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Growing Old
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it'* Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let'* go get a beer."
__________
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it'* state of the art. It'* perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
__________
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
__________
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a "banana split."
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?
"No," he replied, "Arthritis"
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it'* Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let'* go get a beer."
__________
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it'* state of the art. It'* perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
__________
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
__________
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a "banana split."
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?
"No," he replied, "Arthritis"
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