Got pulled over (adult warning)
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Got pulled over (adult warning)
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over), I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
"What'* the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum
stretcher DO?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it'* about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ***
hole?"
I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top
of a bridge....."
Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on that cop'* face: PRICELESS
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
"What'* the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum
stretcher DO?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it'* about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ***
hole?"
I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top
of a bridge....."
Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on that cop'* face: PRICELESS
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hehehe there are a lot of really funny ones on the forum tonight :
Maybe they're all so amusing simply because i'm tired, but thanks for the laugh
--Christine
Maybe they're all so amusing simply because i'm tired, but thanks for the laugh
--Christine
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I'm just trying to make sure the WildMan don't take my job from me. I was the Official Lounge Lizard of September 03, and I mean to hold that title!!
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
I'm just trying to make sure the WildMan don't take my job from me. I was the Official Lounge Lizard of September 03, and I mean to hold that title!!
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