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Old 01-26-2007 | 04:06 PM
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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver'* window.

The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop says: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:

"And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she'* knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover'* lane....and nothing obscene is happening!

The cop asks: "What'* your age, young man?"

The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."

The cop asks: "And her ... what'* her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes"
Old 01-26-2007 | 04:10 PM
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BWAHAHAHAH!!!


THAT'* GREAT!
Old 01-26-2007 | 04:55 PM
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Thats a good one!

Old 01-26-2007 | 04:59 PM
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Someone alert the authorites.. Mos stole Wrens account to post that.

Prolly a repost at that
Old 01-26-2007 | 05:12 PM
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ROFL, thats funny stuff.
Old 01-26-2007 | 05:16 PM
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love it.
Old 01-26-2007 | 05:22 PM
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Old 01-26-2007 | 06:03 PM
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Copter!
Old 01-26-2007 | 06:56 PM
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That'* what I'm talking about. That'* timing.
Old 01-26-2007 | 07:01 PM
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Way back when,I didn't wait for mine to hit 18,her parents liked me


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