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06-03-2007 | 04:11 PM

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drunk vs stoner

Drunk vs Stoner

What’* the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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06-03-2007 | 04:31 PM

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hahaha, so true.

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06-03-2007 | 04:42 PM

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That'* why you should always mix the two so it cancels out the effects and you only partially stop then accelerate cause you think the green light is a drag strip light.

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06-03-2007 | 04:43 PM

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06-04-2007 | 07:05 AM

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I have waited for a stop sign to turn green.
I have also tried to go at a red light once traffic cleared, like I was at a stop sign.
Short term memory loss is terrible.

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06-04-2007 | 01:25 PM

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I've come to a blinking red light, carefully came to a complete stop in case there were cops around so they wouldn't think I was stoned.... Then realized it was yellow

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06-04-2007 | 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by zuper8

I've come to a blinking red light, carefully came to a complete stop in case there were cops around so they wouldn't think I was stoned.... Then realized it was yellow

ROFL!!!