Don't know if you guys saw this yet....Road Rage Doesn't Pay
03-18-2006, 09:02 AM
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Don't know if you guys saw this yet....Road Rage Doesn't Pay
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did
the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell
phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to
exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she
was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this
mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at
him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the trunk."
"Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
PRICELESS.................
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did
the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell
phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to
exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she
was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this
mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at
him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the trunk."
"Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
PRICELESS.................
03-19-2006, 10:24 PM
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That is so true, sadly enough.
I used to work a retail job, and one of the things we sold were Huffy bikes. A guy came in to buy one for his little kid. I brought a new one from the back room, and looked it over. He saw the brake handles were a little loose. He looks at me and says, I suppose you want me to fix this? I said I didn't notice it, and that it was just a loose screw. He got all pissy and my manager was there too. The guy said to me that I need to get him a new one that works and that if I knew how to do my job, I would have got a good one in the first place.
The best part was he was wearing one of those Promise Keeper shirts. Thankfully my manager was standing there to help keep me from punching the guy.
I used to work a retail job, and one of the things we sold were Huffy bikes. A guy came in to buy one for his little kid. I brought a new one from the back room, and looked it over. He saw the brake handles were a little loose. He looks at me and says, I suppose you want me to fix this? I said I didn't notice it, and that it was just a loose screw. He got all pissy and my manager was there too. The guy said to me that I need to get him a new one that works and that if I knew how to do my job, I would have got a good one in the first place.
The best part was he was wearing one of those Promise Keeper shirts. Thankfully my manager was standing there to help keep me from punching the guy.
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