Blondes and Football
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team'* bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like... Helloooooo? It'* only 25 cents!!!!"
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like... Helloooooo? It'* only 25 cents!!!!"
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by Melissa
OK she'* more like a dumbass not a blonde
.... that'* an insult to my kind!! :?
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Originally Posted by Melissa
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by Melissa
OK she'* more like a dumbass not a blonde
.... that'* an insult to my kind!! :?
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by Melissa
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by Melissa
OK she'* more like a dumbass not a blonde
.... that'* an insult to my kind!! :?
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Originally Posted by BonnieBrougham
I know what football'* about. Beer. Because it'* boring as H*** if you're not mildly inebriated. ![Beer](https://www.gmforum.com/gm/images/smilies/icon_beer.gif)
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