For All the Ladies...so true!
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This sounds like my ex-wife so far.....I need a wider screen to figure out the rest. Can't see right side of page.
Scroll over, or change the res of your monitor
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Originally Posted by Tamara
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car'* bonnet.
male: The strap fastener on a woman'* bra.
LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch.
GLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one'* self emotionally to another.
male: Playing cricket without a box.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one'* partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the lads.
BUM (bum) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look Bigger".
male: The organ for mooning (and farting).
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one'* girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Sex.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What women do while the man is ********.
WOMEN'* ENGLISH
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1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need... = I want.
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = you'll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It'* your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
onTV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not
going to like
MEN'* ENGLISH
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1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let'* have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What'* wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex
with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you
within the next 3 mins
14. Let'* talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deepperson and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Jim, is this you on the far left with the sandals on
The feller on the right..thats me, and middle is Drifter and LEFT is Smellbird
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[quote="89BonnieSE89The feller on the right..thats me, and middle is Drifter and right is Smellbird
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what are you ?? Master of disguise.. you're you and Smellbird?
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