21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and
wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance
move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone'*
*** and honestly believe I could do it.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which
I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up
and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo
much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I
keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me
just lemonade, but that'* just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid'* down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut
down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it'* their fault that I'm
having problems walking straight.

21. I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my *****.

You probably laughed at the ones that apply (or applied) to you.

No I didn't.....

C'mon now, I know your wife had to feel some of those on your trip for your birthday

Not the wife, but....

Welcome to Lakeville......LOL

now that'* freaking funny!

Heehehhehhehheheheheheh!!

I live in a fraternity house... I see those every weekend.

"11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I
keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy."

rofl

I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and
wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance
move around.

I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone'*
A$$ and honestly believe I could do it.

In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.




The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I
keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.


I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor.

I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY
but......

I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap

I take my shoes off because I believe it'* their fault that I'm
having problems walking straight.

I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my *****.


At one time, I've seen these WAY more than I woulda liked