What's the ultimate "kill"?
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Well lets see if I have another kill to talk about ... Ahh yes.... Grey Honda Civic 3 door... Wing,bodykit,mirrortint,dual fartcan.
Going down the Eway about 70-75 when a Civic flys by me so I said hmm I feel like some rice so I pop it in Drive and mash the gas. You can hear my 3800 suck the air . and Im already going 95 . I idle next to him at about 90 and he slams the gas and then I follow in fasion. Again my engine sucks in the cool air and pushes me well over 100. I fly by him and head home well fed with a belly full of rice.
Going down the Eway about 70-75 when a Civic flys by me so I said hmm I feel like some rice so I pop it in Drive and mash the gas. You can hear my 3800 suck the air . and Im already going 95 . I idle next to him at about 90 and he slams the gas and then I follow in fasion. Again my engine sucks in the cool air and pushes me well over 100. I fly by him and head home well fed with a belly full of rice.
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rice....it'* whats for dinner!!! I was in a nearby town one day and everybody in the town(pretty much) has a freakin honda! I just drive in town with my good ole bonnie, dent in the door, needs painted, electric fan bearing making loads of noise, cv shafts clicking and the system booming(I think the system attracts them or the taillights!)But I sit there revving the motor beside one and he sits there flippin me off and shaking his head...then the light goes green and he stalls. hahahahahahaha that was the first one it was a 5th gen accord. then i think i found his twin or something but this guy was goin to prom with his hod girlfriend beside him and revs his fart cannon powered h22 to the max and I of course sit there in od revving the motor with the bearing making hellacious noise and then his girlfriend sits there and pulls out a $20 bill and makes her boyfriends bets for him! I then pulled out a 20 and said it'* on. The light goes green and I leave it in OD and floor it. I get through 3 green lights and then start to slow down and flash the brakelights to get him to give me my winnings. He pulls in to a parking space on the side of the road and gets out and says "what the hell kinda car is that? I sit there and say simply, a faster car than yours. funny stuff. He handed me my 20 bucks and left like a little girl. Damn his girl was fine though!!
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Originally Posted by buzzbomber88le
rice....it'* whats for dinner!!! I was in a nearby town one day and everybody in the town(pretty much) has a freakin honda! I just drive in town with my good ole bonnie, dent in the door, needs painted, electric fan bearing making loads of noise, cv shafts clicking and the system booming(I think the system attracts them or the taillights!)But I sit there revving the motor beside one and he sits there flippin me off and shaking his head...then the light goes green and he stalls. hahahahahahaha that was the first one it was a 5th gen accord. then i think i found his twin or something but this guy was goin to prom with his hod girlfriend beside him and revs his fart cannon powered h22 to the max and I of course sit there in od revving the motor with the bearing making hellacious noise and then his girlfriend sits there and pulls out a $20 bill and makes her boyfriends bets for him! I then pulled out a 20 and said it'* on. The light goes green and I leave it in OD and floor it. I get through 3 green lights and then start to slow down and flash the brakelights to get him to give me my winnings. He pulls in to a parking space on the side of the road and gets out and says "what the hell kinda car is that? I sit there and say simply, a faster car than yours. funny stuff. He handed me my 20 bucks and left like a little girl. Damn his girl was fine though!!
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This happened today.
On the way in to work I killed a....Ford Aspire! It was one of those "What are they thinking" scenarios. This lady is in front of me waiting to turn left. The light turns and she is off like a snail. I was "on time" for work so I did what anyone else would...I began to pass in the right lane. The lane ended a quarter mile up so I gave it enough gas to get around her without closing the waste gate. She didn't like that one bit and proceeded to show me what her car could do--after all, it was way lighter than my big FAMILY car. Hearing her engine strain and still not wanting to get stuck behind her, I eased the gas down one on the accelerator another half inch (one centimeter for those metric people), and said "good bye" to the aspiring Aspire. I got her all the way up to 65 before I had to slow down for the next car. I just shook my head in disbelief as she honked her little beeper at me.
On the way in to work I killed a....Ford Aspire! It was one of those "What are they thinking" scenarios. This lady is in front of me waiting to turn left. The light turns and she is off like a snail. I was "on time" for work so I did what anyone else would...I began to pass in the right lane. The lane ended a quarter mile up so I gave it enough gas to get around her without closing the waste gate. She didn't like that one bit and proceeded to show me what her car could do--after all, it was way lighter than my big FAMILY car. Hearing her engine strain and still not wanting to get stuck behind her, I eased the gas down one on the accelerator another half inch (one centimeter for those metric people), and said "good bye" to the aspiring Aspire. I got her all the way up to 65 before I had to slow down for the next car. I just shook my head in disbelief as she honked her little beeper at me.
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Originally Posted by 95BonnevilleSESC
This happened today.
On the way in to work I killed a....Ford Aspire! It was one of those "What are they thinking" scenarios. This lady is in front of me waiting to turn left. The light turns and she is off like a snail. I was "on time" for work so I did what anyone else would...I began to pass in the right lane. The lane ended a quarter mile up so I gave it enough gas to get around her without closing the waste gate. She didn't like that one bit and proceeded to show me what her car could do--after all, it was way lighter than my big FAMILY car. Hearing her engine strain and still not wanting to get stuck behind her, I eased the gas down one on the accelerator another half inch (one centimeter for those metric people), and said "good bye" to the aspiring Aspire. I got her all the way up to 65 before I had to slow down for the next car. I just shook my head in disbelief as she honked her little beeper at me.
On the way in to work I killed a....Ford Aspire! It was one of those "What are they thinking" scenarios. This lady is in front of me waiting to turn left. The light turns and she is off like a snail. I was "on time" for work so I did what anyone else would...I began to pass in the right lane. The lane ended a quarter mile up so I gave it enough gas to get around her without closing the waste gate. She didn't like that one bit and proceeded to show me what her car could do--after all, it was way lighter than my big FAMILY car. Hearing her engine strain and still not wanting to get stuck behind her, I eased the gas down one on the accelerator another half inch (one centimeter for those metric people), and said "good bye" to the aspiring Aspire. I got her all the way up to 65 before I had to slow down for the next car. I just shook my head in disbelief as she honked her little beeper at me.
HAHAHAHA
Must have been close.
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Originally Posted by buzzbomber88le
rice....it'* whats for dinner!!! I was in a nearby town one day and everybody in the town(pretty much) has a freakin honda! I just drive in town with my good ole bonnie, dent in the door, needs painted, electric fan bearing making loads of noise, cv shafts clicking and the system booming(I think the system attracts them or the taillights!)But I sit there revving the motor beside one and he sits there flippin me off and shaking his head...then the light goes green and he stalls. hahahahahahaha that was the first one it was a 5th gen accord. then i think i found his twin or something but this guy was goin to prom with his hod girlfriend beside him and revs his fart cannon powered h22 to the max and I of course sit there in od revving the motor with the bearing making hellacious noise and then his girlfriend sits there and pulls out a $20 bill and makes her boyfriends bets for him! I then pulled out a 20 and said it'* on. The light goes green and I leave it in OD and floor it. I get through 3 green lights and then start to slow down and flash the brakelights to get him to give me my winnings. He pulls in to a parking space on the side of the road and gets out and says "what the hell kinda car is that? I sit there and say simply, a faster car than yours. funny stuff. He handed me my 20 bucks and left like a little girl. Damn his girl was fine though!!
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Originally Posted by buzzbomber88le
rice....it'* whats for dinner!!! I was in a nearby town one day and everybody in the town(pretty much) has a freakin honda! I just drive in town with my good ole bonnie, dent in the door, needs painted, electric fan bearing making loads of noise, cv shafts clicking and the system booming(I think the system attracts them or the taillights!)But I sit there revving the motor beside one and he sits there flippin me off and shaking his head...then the light goes green and he stalls. hahahahahahaha that was the first one it was a 5th gen accord. then i think i found his twin or something but this guy was goin to prom with his hod girlfriend beside him and revs his fart cannon powered h22 to the max and I of course sit there in od revving the motor with the bearing making hellacious noise and then his girlfriend sits there and pulls out a $20 bill and makes her boyfriends bets for him! I then pulled out a 20 and said it'* on. The light goes green and I leave it in OD and floor it. I get through 3 green lights and then start to slow down and flash the brakelights to get him to give me my winnings. He pulls in to a parking space on the side of the road and gets out and says "what the hell kinda car is that? I sit there and say simply, a faster car than yours. funny stuff. He handed me my 20 bucks and left like a little girl. Damn his girl was fine though!!
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